stuff that should've been posted here by the gamemaster but apparently he forgot.

Number 1:

DJ Snake takes up temporary residence in Club G

by Rivet Rodgers

Andrew Matthews, otherwise known as DJ Snake, will be taking up temporary DJ Residence in Club G.

The reasons for his sudden career change are unknown, but a RapBarakz spokesman told this reporter that DJ Snake will be acting as the DJ in Club G because "Club G's resident DJ, DJ Travis, is sick."

It then seems Mr. Matthews will be up for two weeks straight, handling the work of Germaine St. Germaine, A.K.A Rush Waffle, A.K.A DJ Travis, while he's getting all well and ready to take back his job.



Number 2:

Misuna Mall enters Phase 1 of Major Renovation

by Steno Grafix

Mall Rats were in shock as DesCha's largest mall, Misuna, shut down its west wing to customers early March 19. Shortly after this discovery, the Misuna Mall Development Authority, put up a press conference. Earl Lendhardt, head of the Authority, gave this statement:

"We (Misuna Mall) closed down our West Wing today as part of a Major Renovation Project which will, if all goes well, take from 3-4 months to complete. We plan to enlarge the space occupied by the main building, as well as better the already high-quality parks and park shops we have in the said Wing. For those of you who worry about the shops in the West Wing closing, don't. We have relocated most of the shops as stalls at the North and East Wings of our Mall."

Further Inquiries report that this is only the first phase in a series of renovations that encompass the entire compund. Such a project would nearly double the current land area the Mall is currently taking.



Number 3:

Multi-Millionaire Charles Konoda IV to pick lot for contruction of new Capsule Cafe

by Steno Grafix

Charles "Charlie" Konoda, DesCha's 8th richest individual, is currently pondering over a lot on which he will build his "best Capsule Cafe yet."

"And the biggest, too!", he adds. "With the best coffee capsules money can buy...and they are the best."

Konoda has come under fire from several parties, including CSC, a "natural" coffee shop; the Environmental Protection Authority; and Club G. Through all this, though, he has only managed to strengthen his business, now owning half of all non-organic coffee establishments in the country.

"I owe it all to my keen business sense", he boasts. "If it's worth the risk, then risk it - if it's not..." (He folds his right hand into a tight fist)



Number 4:

Cafe G to relocate to Main Residential Area

by Mike "Mucus" Ito

Cafe G, which is currently located in DesCha West - Koboro, will be moving to the Main Restidential Area in DesCha Central.

This was announced at about lunchtime at a press conference held by industry mogul Merideth Shizoutu at the said Cafe.

"Cafe G caters primarily to the wishes of its customers -" she said, " - so what better way to give them quality service than to move near their residences? It would be a plus for residents since they can take a cuppa before proceeding to work."

Residents in areas outside DesCha Central, however, are not happy about the move.

"I thought it was okay for me to travel all the way from DesCha East for their coffee... now I'm not so sure", said Akihito Shinsuke, a businessman.

But Ms. Shitzoutu says not to throw stones. "Patrons should not be angered by the move", says she, "but instead be delighted that they will be able to taste their favorite coffee in a location that's more close to home...theirs or someone else's."


There you have it for another Lazy GM update.

He really should pay me.